i just want to note that i'm getting a fair number of search hits around both "cuervo black and cola" and "jack and coke." i'm very glad that my diatribe can be of service in this regard.
and really, it seems that from now on i should post only about drinking, and about women changing their last names when they get married. those are apparently the two main topics on which you people like to comment! oh, and shoes. sometimes you get rowdy about the shoes, too.