people, i have figured it out.
"figured out what," you say, "that CatCat obviously thinks you're a pitiful philistine?" well, friends, that i knew long ago. no, what i figured out was how to take CatCat's picture without getting those freaky alien eyes! it washes out the color a fair amount, but its better than her looking like a close encounter of the third kind in every photo i take of her.
behold, CatCat's real face, in all its condescending glory.