Wednesday, August 01, 2007

do you know what is awesome?

i'll tell you.

what's awesome is going to throw out the trash before work, and encountering in the trash area a small three-drawer bedroom piece from IKEA that exactly matches the wardrobe from there that you have in your apartment. and it's in perfect condition. just sitting there. by the trash.

i fucking love consumer excess that results in people leaving perfectly good furniture out for the garbagemen! especially when it benefits me!

2 comments:

Toast said...

What if the reason they're getting rid of it is because it's haunted?

Just sayin'...

kate.d. said...

you know what's sad? i actually thought about that while i was clorox clean-up-ing it :) i said to myself, "i wonder if they said, hey, bad things have happened to us since we got this thing, it must be cursed, let's get rid of it." then i cracked up at my own ridiculousness about .5 seconds after i thought it.