is it wrong that i want to apply for tickets to antiques roadshow?
is it wrong that there is a six-month application process for tickets to antiques roadshow?
is it wrong that if you happen to be lucky enough to be randomly selected to receive two antiques roadshow tickets, they arrive in your house in a plain white envelope so that postal carriers and/or envious little old ladies don't steal them?
answer: no. hilarious, but not wrong.