Dentyne-ism #16
The more time you spend staring into
her eyes, the less you'll talk later.
The more time you spend staring into
her eyes, the less you'll talk later.
huh?
seriously, if someone can explain the logic of this sentence to me, i will send you an autographed picture of CatCat and a pack of Dentyne Ice gum.
seriously, if someone can explain the logic of this sentence to me, i will send you an autographed picture of CatCat and a pack of Dentyne Ice gum.
4 comments:
ooh oooooh pick me!!
if you make her feel like you like her (with the age-old look-i'm-paying-attention-to-you trick of "eye contact"), then you will later have sex.
yup.
now... where's my headshot?
intriguing. i'm not sure i can fully categorize this explanation as "logic," but as you have clarified this copywriter's intent for me, i will forward you a signed CatCat picture and some chewing gum forthwith.
congratulations on this once-in-a-lifetime win.
thanks and whatever...
just don't go making it out like i've never won an autographed picture of your cat and a shitload of gum before...
as if.
i will clear it up. if you stare into a woman's eyes all night she will think you are a creep and never call you again, thus no talking.
right??
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