this morning, i woke up 20 minutes before the alarm with one side of my nose simultaneously stuffed up and running like a faucet. what the??
soon after, my ears and the inside of my face started itching like a million little microscopic ants were line-dancing in there.
and to top it all off, i had, for some inexplicable reason, Nelly's ancient Top 40 song "Ride Wit Me" stuck in my head.
hello, cruel world!