1. that stupid "Fox Trax" graphic they show during the world series games. you cannot replicate ESPN's K-Zone. don't even try. and don't intentionally mis-spell tracks and add insult to injury.
3. peep-toe shoes.
4. cherry flavored cough medicine.
5. Intelligent Design.
6. paper cuts.
7. the fact that guacamole is not good for me.
8. trying a new Lean Cuisine for lunch and having it suck, thus activating the desire for above guacamole.
9. Notre Dame.
10. the word "panache".