Friday, September 23, 2005

cardinal law's backroom vatican influence?

lord knows that this is an issue near and dear to his heart. the vatican has come up with the brilliant idea of banning gays in seminaries. eureka! why didn't we think of this sooner?? the solution to the priest shortage of massive proportions is to prevent more people from being priests.

backwards solutions to non-problems, and a total lack of solutions for raging problems. sounds like the catholic church i know. i sincerely hope that this helps Bernie Above-the-Law sleep at night. but who am i kidding - i don't think that man has ever lost a wink of it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Listen, the Catholic church is off the chain, yo. When I was in CCD, I would get two dollars every Tuesday to get a snack and a drink on the way to class. I learned that Jesus loves me, and that he probably makes the white swirl on the top of Hostess cupcakes so consistent every time, too. That was not done by computers. hmmph.