your wednesday one-liner.

courtesy of Overheard in New York, an inscrutable man. i've gotta say, if you tried to talk to me about chaucer for half a minute, i'd probably give you a hard shove and run flailing in the other direction.

Guy: You can't talk to me for half an hour about Chaucer and then tell me you have a boyfriend.

--St Mark's & 3rd