ok, ok, one more.

i was going to wait until next week to start breaking out some favorite snippets from the world's funniest website, Overheard In New York, but i just couldn't help myself with this one:

Woman: Does this bus go to the Garden?
Bus driver: No, the M10 or 20 goes to Madison Square Garden.
Woman: Not that Garden; Olive Garden!

--M104 bus

suburban inanity, i can't get enough of you.