1. that stupid "Fox Trax" graphic they show during the world series games. you cannot replicate ESPN's K-Zone. don't even try. and don't intentionally mis-spell tracks and add insult to injury.
2. spreadsheets.
3. peep-toe shoes.
4. cherry flavored cough medicine.
5. Intelligent Design.
6. paper cuts.
7. the fact that guacamole is not good for me.
8. trying a new Lean Cuisine for lunch and having it suck, thus activating the desire for above guacamole.
9. Notre Dame.
10. the word "panache".
Don't believe the spin about guacamole. If there is such a thing as 'healthy' or 'good' fat, and I believe that there is, it must surely exist in avocado. Just go easy on the salt, but I say have at it. Of course living in Southern California, I may be slightly biased.
ReplyDeleteSince you brought up the World Series, I'd like to suggest an 11th thing to consider hating: Tim McCarver.
ReplyDeleteI hate that man with the fire of a thousand burning suns. When he made sure to note that in the time it took to play game 3 I could have flown from the East Coast to Greenland (or some such bullshit) I almost threw my laptop at my TV.
ah, tim mccarver! i could do a whole 'nother list of 10 things that i hate about tim mccarver. i remember last year during the red sox series, someone was keeping a running list of all the inane things he said on the air - it was hilarious, but also seriously made you wonder whether he's sane.
ReplyDeleteI hate the grocery store.
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